PARADES LACK NARRATIVE ARC, SAYS CRITIC

At least one city resident doesn't love a parde.
Describing a recent night of aimless wandering, the man told reporters that "the whole thing was a waste of time."
"I walked up and down half-deserted shopping streets along with a bunch of strangers," the man alleged. "The whole experience was totally devoid of story structure."
"If that's a parade, I fail to see what the big deal is."