REPUBLICAN KITTIES ATTACK
Animal abuse charges have been dropped against a man who kicked cats in self-defense late Thursday night.
The man told police he had no choice but to kick the vicious kitties football-style because they were biting his toes.
"They were Republican cats, and they wouldn't stop biting me," he said in a prepared statement. "It really hurt. A lot."
The man told police he had no choice but to kick the vicious kitties football-style because they were biting his toes.
"They were Republican cats, and they wouldn't stop biting me," he said in a prepared statement. "It really hurt. A lot."
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